i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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