No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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