That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
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