i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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