You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
Randomize
