yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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