Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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