I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
