I must be too annoying 4 u.
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
