I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Need sex. Gaining weight.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
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