my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
She has the best kind of daddy issues
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
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