i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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