so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
ugly people sure do ruin things
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
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