Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
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