Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
This is the prime rib incident all over again
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
You made out with two different species that night
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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