I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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