Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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