I'm drive I can fine osifer
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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