Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
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