Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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