I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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