i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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