i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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