ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
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