It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
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