The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
