how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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