Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
im on a boat
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