suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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