She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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