idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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