I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Come on in and take your pants off
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