that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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