'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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