i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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