If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Welp...herpes.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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