And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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