I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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