wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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