I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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