Can i not drive my cunt home
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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