I want to stick my p in your. b.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Who put my cat in the fridge?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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