I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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