I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Randomize
