shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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