the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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