just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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