then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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