Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
the liver wants what the liver wants
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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