so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Randomize
