I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
Randomize
