So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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