it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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